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{December 29, 2008}   Curious google search for our naughty bits

Just because I’m morbidly curious like that, I googled three terms……..penis, vagina,  and clitoris.  Guess which word won out by a long shot:

Penis.

With all the hoopla of internet porn where pussy is sought out everywhere, I was actually quite intrigued to see that there are over 158 MILLION results on google for “penis”, where as there are around 80 million results for “vagina”, and a paltry 19 million for “clitoris.” 

Why the hating?  Or rather, on a more positive note, maybe we should explore why the penis fascinates so many people. 

Is it for business purposes?  You can count the ads for Levitra and Viagra and the odd enhancement drug as part of that, so the pharm companies might have a hand in all this (forgive the pun, please).  But you know, vaginas also have stock in capitalist ventures, too, with douches, tampons, diaphragms, gynecologists, and the whole giving birth thing and the business surrounding that.

So, I don’t get it.  I refuse to play the gender card here, but I’m very fascinated with this phenomenon.  Penis, penis, penis (re: Marsha, Marsha, Marsha) – wherefore art thou, Penis?  It surely must be natural to do a whole lot of dick-waving literally and metaphorically…….

SHIT!  How appropro – not only do you have to work harder to find the clit in real life, but on the ‘net as well.  OH THE BLANK UNHOLY IRONY!!



Azakel says:

Damn there’s a whole lot of Penis in the post. But really, I have no idea why it is so looked up. I mean I have one, why would I want to look at someone elses?



Banana says:

Think the problem here is one of terminology. Look up pussy and you find 111 million hits…



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